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Benny Hill quotes

English Comedian January 21, 1924 – April 20, 1992

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Benny Hill quote: "Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand."
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand. Benny Hill
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb. Benny Hill
I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: "Oh well," and I went back to smoking again, and that was better. Benny Hill
Benny Hill quote: "That's what show business is, sincere insincerity."
That's what show business is, sincere insincerity. Benny Hill
Benny Hill quote: "Do unto others, then run."
Do unto others, then run. Benny Hill
Benny Hill quote: "Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth..."
Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born? Benny Hill
Benny Hill quote: "Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are..."
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect. Benny Hill

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