Quotes By Paul Lynde
Paul Lynde Quotes
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I was obsessed with being rich and famous.
I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad and dessert for dinner. During the week I try to eat lightly.
I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.
If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.
I'm Liberace without a piano.
My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables, for that matter.
Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable.
My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.
I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.
I wish I had the nerve not to tip.
If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.
I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live in a world that needs laughter, and I've decided if I can make people laugh, I'm making a more important contribution.
When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had five dollars.
An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off not knowing.
I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day.
Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to.
I think basically an actor is a salesman.
My following is straight. I'm so glad.
My table seats eight, so that's my maximum. Having a small number of guests is the only way to generate good conversation. Besides, your whole house doesn't get wrecked that way.
A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world.
If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.
The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst room for conversation. I'd get up from the table, a very long table, and somebody would always say, Paul, I never got to talk to you.
I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.
The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because Sylvia was my mother's name.
I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe by adding spices, things of my own. I also look for time-saving recipes, dishes that can be prepared ahead and stored.
A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.
Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!
I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.
Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.
I laughed all the way through Love Story.
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Aiden Wilson Tozer
E. B. White
Edward Rowland Sill
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