I have always been accused of taking the things I love? football, of course, but also books and records? much too seriously, and I do feel a kind of anger when I hear a bad record, or when someone is lukewarm about a book that means a lot to me. Perhaps it was these desperate, bitter men in the West Stand at Arsenal who taught me how to get angry in this way; and perhaps it is why I earn some of my living as a critic? maybe i?s those voices I can hear when I write.?Yo?re a WANKER, X??The Booker Prize? THE BOOKER PRIZE? They should give that to me for having to read you.