TOP 10 Karl Pilkington quotes

10

I'm not invited to any exciting parties and my life hasn't really changed.

9

I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.

8

Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.

7

A dog has got human eyes.

6

I mean, I don't really go out at night in terms of noisy, busy places; I prefer more of a quiet corner somewhere.

5

The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.

4

A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.

3

And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.

2

It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.

1

But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.