TOP 10 beer quotes

10

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

9

Beer is the living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

8

I'm a meat girl and I just love having a beer.

7

I love football and beer and have a normal girlfriend.

6

You know I love pot, and I love beer, but I am totally sober, just because it completely stopped working for me.

5

I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.

4

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

3

There's something sexy about a gut. Not a 400-pound beer gut, but a little paunch. I love that.

2

My first commercial was for Miller High Life beer.

1

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.