TOP 10 funny quotes

10

It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life.

9

I love being a dad, it keeps me fit and inspired and children are so funny. They always supply you with acting material!

8

It's funny, but you get to a time in your life when you think you have all the friends you will ever have.

7

A romantic comedy has to be funny and make you think about life; but the obstacle that has to be overcome is key.

6

I love playing a dad. It's hard to find family dramas that are genuinely funny.

5

You know I love you,' said the other mother flatly.'You have a very funny way of showing it,' said Coraline.

4

That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or wife.

3

I like doing a funny show where I don't have to act and fall in love with a girl.

2

I took 'P.S. I Love You' thinking it was going to be a little funny, and I ended up crying every day on that film.

1

I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.