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Alan Moore quote: "IF YOU HURT INSIDE, GET CERTIFIED, AND IF LIFE SHOULD TREAT..."

IF YOU HURT INSIDE, GET CERTIFIED, AND IF LIFE SHOULD TREAT YOU BAD...DON'T GET EE-EE-EVEN, GET MAD!

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