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Albert Brooks quote: "When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second..."

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.

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What difference does it make how much is laid away in a man's safe or in his barns, how many head of stock he grazes or how much capital he puts out at interest, if he is always after what is another's and only counts what he has yet to get, never what he has already? You ask what is the proper limit to a person's wealth? First, having what is essential, and second, having what is enough. Lucius Annaeus Seneca
All sanity depends on this: that it should be a delight to feel heat strike the skin, a delight to stand upright, knowing the bones moving easily under the flesh. Doris Lessing
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I am what I am......... both as a result of people who respected me and helped me, and of those who did not respect me and treated me badly. Nelson Mandela Anthony Sampson
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(The presence of evil) in his life provokes him into either overcoming it or yielding to it. If the first, it has led him to work for his own improvement; if the second it has led him to acknowledge his own weakness. Sooner or later, the unpleasant consequences of such weakness will lead him to grapple with it, and develop his power of will...Immediately and directly, it may either strengthen him or weaken him. Ultimately, it can only strengthen him. Paul Brunton
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