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Alexei Sayle quotes

British Comedian August 7, 1952

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Alexei Sayle quote: "For me, the showbiz memoir is uninteresting - you want to tell..."
For me, the showbiz memoir is uninteresting - you want to tell people something they don't know about. Alexei Sayle
Now, as a comic, if you're vaguely amusing you can go straight into TV, then you play the O2 and then everyone's sick of you. Alexei Sayle
The journalists have obviously failed to capture my innate magnetism, humour and charisma, and they all need to be fired from their newspapers right away. Alexei Sayle
Alexei Sayle quote: "Yuri Gagarin, the first man in space, may have had his charms,..."
Yuri Gagarin, the first man in space, may have had his charms, but he really couldn't be considered hip. Alexei Sayle
Alexei Sayle quote: "I exist as an annexe of the BBC. I'm down the road a bit from..."
I exist as an annexe of the BBC. I'm down the road a bit from the main building, in a little hut. Alexei Sayle
Alexei Sayle quote: "I've been going to Granada for many years and 12 years ago..."
I've been going to Granada for many years and 12 years ago bought a house a few miles outside the city. Alexei Sayle
The optimum frequency with which comedians should do a series is every year. I do one every three years. My audience is literally dying off. Alexei Sayle
Alexei Sayle quote: "I like the south of Spain, notably for the Moorish influence..."
I like the south of Spain, notably for the Moorish influence and the weather. Alexei Sayle
Alexei Sayle quote: "I'm still fiercely ambitious."
I'm still fiercely ambitious. Alexei Sayle
Alexei Sayle quote: "Despite its flaws, Marxism still seems to explain the material..."
Despite its flaws, Marxism still seems to explain the material world better than anything else. Alexei Sayle
Alexei Sayle quote: "You can't do comedy with a beard."
You can't do comedy with a beard. Alexei Sayle
Alexei Sayle quote: "It seems easier to make a career out of comedy now than it was..."
It seems easier to make a career out of comedy now than it was in the 1980s. Alexei Sayle
Alexei Sayle quote: "First off, I have to mention what is undoubtedly the greatest..."
First off, I have to mention what is undoubtedly the greatest phenomenon of the modern era: All You Can Eat Buffets. Alexei Sayle
Alexei Sayle quote: "I'm an intellectual."
I'm an intellectual. Alexei Sayle
Alexei Sayle quote: "If someone starts agreeing with me, I don't like it. Out of..."
If someone starts agreeing with me, I don't like it. Out of pique, I become something else. Alexei Sayle

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