Do you have to be like a second-grade dropout to be an umpire? Did you go to school until you were 8 years old? I think you quit school before you were 10. Stay in school kids or you'll end up being an umpire.
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- Author's profession: Athlete
- Nationality: american
- Born: August 30, 1982
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