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Andy Rooney Quotes

Andy Rooney quotes

American Journalist January 14, 1919 – November 4, 2011

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For most of life, nothing wonderful happens. If you don’t enjoy getting up and working and finishing your work and sitting down to a meal with family or friends, then the chances are that you’re not going to be very happy. If someone bases his happiness or unhappiness on major events like a great new job, huge amounts of money, a flawlessly happy marriage or a trip to Paris, that person isn’t going to be happy much of the time. If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast,... Andy Rooney
Andy Rooney quote: "I've learned that no matter how serious your life requires you..."
I've learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with. Andy Rooney
Did you ever hear one of those corny, positive messages on someone's answering machine? 'Hi, it's a great day and I'm out enjoying it right now. I hope you are too. The thought for the day is share the love. Beep.' 'Uh, yeah, this is the VD clini? speaking of being positive, your test is back. Stop sharing the love. Andy Rooney
Andy Rooney quote: "Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what..."
Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens. Andy Rooney
Andy Rooney quote: "I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The..."
I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. Andy Rooney
It's paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone. Andy Rooney
I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes between scoring in hockey. There are usually more fights than there are points. Andy Rooney
Andy Rooney quote: "Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the..."
Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it. Andy Rooney
Andy Rooney quote: "I've learned .... That when you harbor bitterness, happiness..."
I've learned .... That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere. Andy Rooney
I'm in a position of feeling secure enough so that I can say what I think is right and if so many people think it's wrong that I get fired, well, I've got enough to eat. Andy Rooney
Andy Rooney quote: "If you smile when you are alone, then you really mean it."
If you smile when you are alone, then you really mean it. Andy Rooney
The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror. Conversely, the closing of a door can be a sad and final thing - the opening a wonderfully joyous moment. Andy Rooney
Andy Rooney quote: "If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it."
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it. Andy Rooney
We all ought to understand we're on our own. Believing in Santa Claus doesn't do kids any harm for a few years but it isn't smart for them to continue waiting all their lives for him to come down the chimney with something wonderful. Santa Claus and God are cousins. Andy Rooney
I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting. Andy Rooney

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