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Andy Rooney Quotes

Andy Rooney quotes about little

American Journalist January 14, 1919 – November 4, 2011

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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80%of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just... Andy Rooney
Figure skating is an unlikely Olympic event but its good television. It's sort of a combination of gymnastics and ballet. A little sexy too which doesn't hurt. Andy Rooney
Andy Rooney quote: "My mother always called me 'sturdy' and said I have big bones...."
My mother always called me 'sturdy' and said I have big bones. A little fat is what I am. Andy Rooney
Andy Rooney quote: "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the..."
We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones. Andy Rooney
Andy Rooney quote: "I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a..."
I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran. Andy Rooney

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