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Andy Rooney Quotes

Andy Rooney quotes about old

American Journalist January 14, 1919 – November 4, 2011

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It's paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone. Andy Rooney
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80%of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just... Andy Rooney
Andy Rooney quote: "As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing..."
As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book. Andy Rooney
Andy Rooney quote: "Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter."
Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter. Andy Rooney
Andy Rooney quote: "I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're..."
I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you. Andy Rooney

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