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Andy Rooney Quotes

Andy Rooney quotes

American Journalist January 14, 1919 – November 4, 2011

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I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you don't return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldn't want that to happen, would you. Andy Rooney
The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread. Andy Rooney
Andy Rooney quote: "My mother always called me 'sturdy' and said I have big bones...."
My mother always called me 'sturdy' and said I have big bones. A little fat is what I am. Andy Rooney
Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys. Andy Rooney
I'd be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn't believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don't think it does. Andy Rooney
Andy Rooney quote: "The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. Andy Rooney
The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men. Andy Rooney
Andy Rooney quote: "Death is a distant rumor to the young."
Death is a distant rumor to the young. Andy Rooney
Andy Rooney quote: "If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of..."
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. Andy Rooney
Andy Rooney quote: "Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude..."
Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head. Andy Rooney
Andy Rooney quote: "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the..."
We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones. Andy Rooney
Andy Rooney quote: "As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing..."
As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book. Andy Rooney
Andy Rooney quote: "People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts..."
People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe. Andy Rooney
I don't differentiate much, except in degree, between people who believe in religion from those who believe in astrology, magic or the supernatural. Andy Rooney
I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldn't surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number? Andy Rooney

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