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Artie Lange quotes

American Actor October 11, 1967

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When I got on Stern I realized that this was the one job where you could be really honest and open, almost like Richard Pryor or something. You can be honest about your life and get laughs. Artie Lange
Artie Lange quote: "When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life."
When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life. Artie Lange
Artie Lange quote: "I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack..."
I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life. Artie Lange
Artie Lange quote: "Whiskey will always be a part of my life."
Whiskey will always be a part of my life. Artie Lange
Artie Lange quote: "Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the..."
Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time. Artie Lange
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world. Artie Lange
Artie Lange quote: "Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing..."
Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38. Artie Lange
Artie Lange quote: "By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I..."
By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long. Artie Lange
The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent. Artie Lange
And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote. I got the money to do it, and I would star and all, because of being on Howard. Artie Lange
Artie Lange quote: "I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a. m., but that was to..."
I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a. m., but that was to buy angel dust. Artie Lange
Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that. Artie Lange
Artie Lange quote: "Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine."
Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine. Artie Lange
Artie Lange quote: "I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking."
I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking. Artie Lange
Artie Lange quote: "I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics'..."
I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say. Artie Lange

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