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Augusten Burroughs Quotes

Augusten Burroughs quotes

American Writer October 23, 1965

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Augusten Burroughs quote: "My only ritual is to just sit down and write, write every day."
My only ritual is to just sit down and write, write every day. Augusten Burroughs
Augusten Burroughs quote: "And I tend to listen to NPR when I'm not writing."
And I tend to listen to NPR when I'm not writing. Augusten Burroughs
Augusten Burroughs quote: "I would borrow the microphone and stuff it down the front of..."
I would borrow the microphone and stuff it down the front of my pants, examining myself from every angle in the mirror Augusten Burroughs
Augusten Burroughs quote: "Nothing made sense to me anymore. I knew I was young, I knew I..."
Nothing made sense to me anymore. I knew I was young, I knew I was small. But I was worried that I might already be ruined. Augusten Burroughs
Augusten Burroughs quote: "Once I decided to write, to be published, I knew it would happen."
Once I decided to write, to be published, I knew it would happen. Augusten Burroughs
Augusten Burroughs quote: "Truthfulness itself is almost medication, even when it’s..."
Truthfulness itself is almost medication, even when it’s served without advice or insight. Augusten Burroughs
Augusten Burroughs quote: "Doctor, if being a bitch is healthy, then I am the healthiest..."
Doctor, if being a bitch is healthy, then I am the healthiest damn woman on the face of the earth Augusten Burroughs
The most I would do was use the shadow tool in Photoshop to bring out the muscular rips in my stomach, which were honestly there. Beneath the fat. Augusten Burroughs
Augusten Burroughs quote: "Augusten very distant tonight. Probably because of my games."
Augusten very distant tonight. Probably because of my games. Augusten Burroughs
Augusten Burroughs quote: "The past doesn't haunt us, we haunt the past."
The past doesn't haunt us, we haunt the past. Augusten Burroughs
Augusten Burroughs quote: "I wish Rick would be gang-raped by a bunch of Muslim garbage..."
I wish Rick would be gang-raped by a bunch of Muslim garbage collectors. Augusten Burroughs
And that was one thing I didn't want: NO CASUAL SEX. I thought it was disgusting, the idea of just screwing around and then that's it. Augusten Burroughs
Augusten Burroughs quote: "And of course, the answer came to me in the same way Jesus..."
And of course, the answer came to me in the same way Jesus comes to those who drink in trailers: as an epiphany. Augusten Burroughs
My attraction had been immediate and profound. And it had nothing to do with the way he looked. My attraction was to what resided between his lines. Augusten Burroughs
Augusten Burroughs quote: "I was in advertising for years. That was cushy, you know? It's..."
I was in advertising for years. That was cushy, you know? It's pretty cushy in a lot of ways, but I hated it. Augusten Burroughs

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