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Augusten Burroughs Quotes

Augusten Burroughs quotes

American Writer October 23, 1965

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Augusten Burroughs quote: "I will please shut the hell up the day you please drop the..."
I will please shut the hell up the day you please drop the hell dead Augusten Burroughs
Augusten Burroughs quote: "I remember, no matter how impossible it seemed that any given..."
I remember, no matter how impossible it seemed that any given day would end, it always did. This one would, too. Augusten Burroughs
Augusten Burroughs quote: "We haven't slept together. But we've napped"
We haven't slept together. But we've napped Augusten Burroughs
Augusten Burroughs quote: "I knew that he was as reliable as a mathematical formula."
I knew that he was as reliable as a mathematical formula. Augusten Burroughs
Augusten Burroughs quote: "Bad news should be followed with soup. Then a nap."
Bad news should be followed with soup. Then a nap. Augusten Burroughs
Augusten Burroughs quote: "You deserve to need me, not to have me."
You deserve to need me, not to have me. Augusten Burroughs
Augusten Burroughs quote: "but I am not here ironically; I am here sincerely."
but I am not here ironically; I am here sincerely. Augusten Burroughs
Should I just sit down, right here at carousel seven, and shake until somebody's arms are around me and they're saying, 'It's okay, I'm here, I'm here, come with me to the institute. Augusten Burroughs
Augusten Burroughs quote: "It was a salad bar of phobias"
It was a salad bar of phobias Augusten Burroughs
I slipped on a turtleneck, laughing when my head became stuck in the turtle part. If they weren't called turtlenecks, I wouldn't have worn them. Augusten Burroughs
Augusten Burroughs quote: "It terrified me to consider: What if, as a grown-up, I craved..."
It terrified me to consider: What if, as a grown-up, I craved another body beside me as still as this one? What then? Augusten Burroughs
The problem with not having anybody to tell you what to do, I understood, is that there was nobody to tell you what not to do. Augusten Burroughs
Augusten Burroughs quote: "Nobody's trying to kill you, Deirdre. You're killing yourself."
Nobody's trying to kill you, Deirdre. You're killing yourself. Augusten Burroughs
Augusten Burroughs quote: "If you find you require willpower, you aren't ready to lose..."
If you find you require willpower, you aren't ready to lose weight. Augusten Burroughs
Augusten Burroughs quote: "It's not that I was an outright nitwit of a child."
It's not that I was an outright nitwit of a child. Augusten Burroughs

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