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Augusten Burroughs Quotes

Augusten Burroughs quotes

American Writer October 23, 1965

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Augusten Burroughs quote: "All of us are richer and more fascinating and more complex..."
All of us are richer and more fascinating and more complex than we can ever know. Augusten Burroughs
Augusten Burroughs quote: "His laugh is made if porch swings and lemonade"
His laugh is made if porch swings and lemonade Augusten Burroughs
After I cut off his penis, I sauted it in rosemary butter and ate it"But did you go to a meeting afterwards?"Yes"I wouldn't worry about it, then. Augusten Burroughs
Augusten Burroughs quote: "I hate news and information and anything that threatens to..."
I hate news and information and anything that threatens to puncture the bubble of oblivion in which I live. Augusten Burroughs
Augusten Burroughs quote: "Although I was able to maintain a pleasant expression, I was..."
Although I was able to maintain a pleasant expression, I was mentally throwing up in her face. Augusten Burroughs
In addition to calling each other standard names like bitch and whore, the Finches incorporated Freud's stages of psychosexual development into their arsenal of invectives. Augusten Burroughs
Augusten Burroughs quote: "There's never a false note in a Berg novel."
There's never a false note in a Berg novel. Augusten Burroughs
Augusten Burroughs quote: "It turned out I had always been a smoker. I just hadn't had..."
It turned out I had always been a smoker. I just hadn't had any cigarettes. Augusten Burroughs
Augusten Burroughs quote: "He was raised without a proper diagnosis."
He was raised without a proper diagnosis. Augusten Burroughs

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