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Augusten Burroughs quote: "Will I end up in Hell along with the Hamburger Helping Hand,..."

Will I end up in Hell along with the Hamburger Helping Hand, Joe Camel and Wendy, the Snapple Lady?

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Some people who've read my story think I had a terrible childhood and that I was neglected or even abused, while others feel that my parents, while certainly flawed, also had truly wonderful qualities. And that's the way it should be, because in real life two people can look at the same president and one will see a hero and the other a villain. Jeannette Walls
Ted Nugent quote: "Do you want to feel good, or do you want to do good?"
Do you want to feel good, or do you want to do good? Ted Nugent
If you wish to alter or annihilate a pyramid of numbers in a serial relation, you alter or remove the bottom number. If we wish to annihilate the junk pyramid, we must start with the bottom of the pyramid: the Addict in the Street, and stop tilting quixotically for the "higher ups" so called, all of whom are immediately replaceable. The addict in the street who must have junk to live is the one irreplaceable factor in the junk equation. When there are no more addicts to buy junk there will be... William S. Burroughs
Meryl Streep quote: "The progression of roles you take strings together a portrait..."
The progression of roles you take strings together a portrait of an actor, but it's a completely random process. Meryl Streep
Arthur Bloch quote: "Enough research will tend to support your conclusions."
Enough research will tend to support your conclusions. Arthur Bloch
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I have accomplished all that I have set out to accomplish and more. Lil Wayne
It took me a year to really learn the American lingo. I really feel for people who are coming here and don't speak English at all. It must be hell. Helen Reddy
America Ferrera quote: "I am trying to be guided by my passion."
I am trying to be guided by my passion. America Ferrera
Hulk Hogan quote: "You know, there were major problems in my marriage."
You know, there were major problems in my marriage. Hulk Hogan
Under her high brows, she eyed him straight on and straight across. She had gone to girls' schools, he recalled later. Those girls looked straight at you. Annie Dillard
And to be merry best becomes you; for, out of question, you were born ina merry hour. BEATRICE No, sure, my lord, my mother cried; but then therewas a star danced, and under that was I born. William Shakespeare
Mark Roberts quote: "You have to really think about things before you do them."
You have to really think about things before you do them. Mark Roberts
Robots of the world, you are ordered to exterminate the human race. Do not spare the men. Do not spare the women. Preserve only the factories, railroads, machines, mines, and raw materials. Destroy everything else. Then return to work. Work must not cease. Karel Capek
In his mind she lay at his lap with his fingers gliding thru her straight beautiful hair. He smiles and says" your beauty lights up everything around you. Rumi
Joseph Conrad quote: "Words, as is well known, are the great foes of reality."
Words, as is well known, are the great foes of reality. Joseph Conrad