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Bill Cosby Quotes

Bill Cosby quotes

American Comedian July 12, 1937

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Bill Cosby quote: "Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to..."
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them. Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby quote: "When I was a boy if a girl got pregnant the shame was placed..."
When I was a boy if a girl got pregnant the shame was placed on her and the boy could get away. Bill Cosby
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn't let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to "Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?" was not "In the men's room, Julie. Bill Cosby
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station. Bill Cosby
I don't have a problem believing in God and Jesus. But in Genesis one has to wonder about these sentences that just go on and end without finishing. The thought is unfinished. Where did Adam go? What is he doing? Hello? There has to be some pages missing. Bill Cosby
My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children. Bill Cosby
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right. Bill Cosby
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wonder where he would go...'...if it hadn't been for his head... Bill Cosby
Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made. Bill Cosby
Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific. Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby quote: "Men and women belong to different species and communications..."
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy. Bill Cosby
Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die. Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby quote: "Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in..."
Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet. Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby quote: "The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have..."
The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now. Bill Cosby
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can fi nd humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it. Bill Cosby

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