I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her.
Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: “It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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- Author's profession: Comedian
- Nationality: american
- Born: July 12, 1937
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