I'm glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you know what happened to me? I laid in a field of green grass for four hours going, "My God! I love everything." Yeah, now if that isn't a hazard to our country? how are we gonna justify arms dealing when we realize that we're all one?
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- Author's profession: Comedian
- Nationality: american
- Born: December 16, 1961
- Died: February 26, 1994
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