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Bill Maher Quotes

Bill Maher quotes

American Comedian January 20, 1956

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Bill Maher quote: "I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely..."
I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally. Bill Maher
Bill Maher quote: "Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and..."
Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade? Bill Maher
Bill Maher quote: "What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers,..."
What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country. Bill Maher
Bill Maher quote: "Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I..."
Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need. Bill Maher
Bill Maher quote: "This is the worst thing to happen to beaches since the Speedo."
This is the worst thing to happen to beaches since the Speedo. Bill Maher
We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I think religion stops people from thinking. I think it justified crazies. Bill Maher
This has been a learning experience for me. I also thought that privacy was something we were granted in the Constitution. I have learned from this when in fact the word privacy does not appear in the Constitution. Bill Maher
President Bush is supporting Arnold but a lot of Republicans are not, because he is actually quite liberal. Karl Rove said if his father wasn't a Nazi, he wouldn't have any credibility with conservatives at all. Bill Maher
Bill Maher quote: "You would think there is a higher bar than having a Facebook..."
You would think there is a higher bar than having a Facebook page to run for president. Bill Maher
They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed. Bill Maher
Bill Maher quote: "The "Power of One" is a slogan--not a goal."
The "Power of One" is a slogan--not a goal. Bill Maher
Bill Maher quote: "The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our..."
The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people. Bill Maher
Bill Maher quote: "We're all gonna be gay if we get health care!"
We're all gonna be gay if we get health care! Bill Maher
The tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is black people. But they won't say it. Bill Maher
Bill Maher quote: "Don't you miss the days when America was just MORALLY bankrupt?"
Don't you miss the days when America was just MORALLY bankrupt? Bill Maher

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