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Bill Maher Quotes

Bill Maher quotes

American Comedian January 20, 1956

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Bill Maher quote: "I never thought I'd say this, what Obama needs in his..."
I never thought I'd say this, what Obama needs in his personality is a little George Bush. Bill Maher
Bill Maher quote: "You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A..."
You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash. Bill Maher
I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws? Bill Maher
We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels & free thinkers. It's overrun with sheep & conformists. Bill Maher
Saying someone is religious is heard in most of America as a compliment, a reassuring affirmation that someone will be moral, ethical, and after a few glasses of wine, a freak in the bedroom. Bill Maher
Bill Maher quote: "I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based..."
I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder. Bill Maher
I don't want my president to be a TV star. You don't have to be on television every minute of every day - you're the president, not a rerun of 'Law & Order'. TV stars are too worried bout being popular and too concerned about being renewed. Bill Maher
Bill Maher quote: "When opportunity knocks all some people can do is complain..."
When opportunity knocks all some people can do is complain about the noise. Bill Maher
That's what's so great about the Internet. It allows pompous blow-hards to connect with other pompous blow-hards in a vast circle-jerk of pomposity. Bill Maher
Bill Maher quote: "Curious people are intersting people, I wonder why that is."
Curious people are intersting people, I wonder why that is. Bill Maher
Bill Maher quote: "Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex."
Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. Bill Maher
Bill Maher quote: "I'll show you Obama's birth certificate when you show me Sarah..."
I'll show you Obama's birth certificate when you show me Sarah Palin's high school diploma. Bill Maher
Bill Maher quote: "I think religion is a neurological disorder."
I think religion is a neurological disorder. Bill Maher
Bill Maher quote: "Men are only as loyal as their options."
Men are only as loyal as their options. Bill Maher
The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them."(The Decider, July 21, 2007) Bill Maher

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