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Bill Maher Quotes

Bill Maher quotes

American Comedian January 20, 1956

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Bill Maher quote: "Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally..."
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got? Bill Maher
Bill Maher quote: "The country has become much more conservative, partly because..."
The country has become much more conservative, partly because it's been taken over by the religious right. Bill Maher
Bill Maher quote: "It's all been satirized for your protection."
It's all been satirized for your protection. Bill Maher
This is a ridiculous heat wave we're in right now, and to contribute, Newt Gingrich said that for the entire month of June, he will stop blowing hot air. Bill Maher
Bill Maher quote: "We have a Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of..."
We have a Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities. Bill Maher
Bill Maher quote: "We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of..."
We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities. Bill Maher
The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap. Bill Maher
Bill Maher quote: "Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL..."
Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL halftime show. Bill Maher
Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please, I used to pull the same trick. There'd be an intervention, I'd make a big show of pouring out the liquor and then there was a case under the floorboards.' Bill Maher
We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly. Bill Maher
Bill Maher quote: "Kadafi is a zombie in a pillbox hat, that's what he is!"
Kadafi is a zombie in a pillbox hat, that's what he is! Bill Maher
Bill Maher quote: "Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be..."
Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious. Bill Maher
Bill Maher quote: "Don't get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance."
Don't get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance. Bill Maher
Bill Maher quote: "Obama is not a secret Kenyon, or a secret Muslim, he's a..."
Obama is not a secret Kenyon, or a secret Muslim, he's a secret Republican. Bill Maher
Bill Maher quote: "Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease."
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease. Bill Maher

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