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Bill Watterson quotes about dad

American Cartoonist July 5, 1958

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Mom and dad say I should make my life an example of the principles I believe in. But every time I do, they tell me to stop it. Bill Watterson
Barney's Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a planwhen his dad said "Eat your peas."Barney shouted no and ran. Barney tricked his mean old dad and locked him in the cellar. Barney's Mom never found out where he'd gone, Cause Barney didn't tell her. There his dad spent his life eating mice and gruel. With every bite for fifty yearshe was sorry he'd been cruel Bill Watterson
Since September it's just gotten colder and colder. There's less daylight now, I've noticed too. This can only mean one thing - the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isn't going out. He says its colder because the earth's orbit is taking us farther from the sun. He says winter will be here soon. Isn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious that they'll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than... Bill Watterson
[Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi, Susie! It's me, Calvin! I was wondering if you'd like to come over and play. Susie: Why, sure! Boy, I don't think you've ever invited me to... Calvin's Mom: Calvin, what are you doing? Calvin: Nothing, Mom. Go away. Calvin's Mom: You're contagious! You can't have anyone over to play! Calvin: Shhhh! Shhhh! You'll spoil the whole thing! I was going to trick Susie into catching... HEY! OW! LET GO! Susie:... Bill Watterson
Calvin: Somewhere in Communist Russia I'll bet there's a little boy who has never known anything but censorship and oppression. But maybe he's heard of America, and he dreams of living in this land of freedom and opportunity! Someday, I'd like to meet that little boy...and tell him the awful TRUTH ABOUT THIS PLACE!!Calvin's Dad: Calvin, be quiet and eat the stupid lima beans. Bill Watterson
Hee hee hee! You should've seen the look on your face!"If mom and dad cared about me at all, they'd buy me some infra-red nighttime vision goggles. Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I..."
Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am? Bill Watterson
Dad: Honey, have you seen my glasses? I can"t find them. Mom: I haven't seen them. Calvin: (with glasses, to Dad) Calvin, go do something you hate! Being miserable builds character! Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "Hey Dad, will you buy me a flame thrower? Of course not. Don't..."
Hey Dad, will you buy me a flame thrower? Of course not. Don't be silly. Even if I didn't use it in the house? Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's..."
Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems? Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "The world isn't fair, Calvin."I know Dad, but why isn't it..."
The world isn't fair, Calvin."I know Dad, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor? Bill Watterson

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