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Bill Watterson quotes

American Cartoonist July 5, 1958

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Bill Watterson quote: "MOMMMM, I'm thirsty... What's this, just water?"
MOMMMM, I'm thirsty... What's this, just water? Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go."
You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "I don't think I'd have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood..."
I don't think I'd have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I'd known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed. Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present...."
Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made. Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the..."
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present. Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "The problem about the future is that it keeps turning into the..."
The problem about the future is that it keeps turning into the present. Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "Sleepwalking?"Nightmare?"Homicidal psycho jungle cat!"
Sleepwalking?"Nightmare?"Homicidal psycho jungle cat! Bill Watterson
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day. Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of..."
That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder. Bill Watterson
Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm's Thermonuclear League of Liberty. Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship..."
You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "REAL zombies never get the giggles from looking at each other..."
REAL zombies never get the giggles from looking at each other... Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look..."
Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other... Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "I wonder where we go when we die?"
I wonder where we go when we die? Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "A real job is a job you hate."
A real job is a job you hate. Bill Watterson

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