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Bill Watterson quotes

American Cartoonist July 5, 1958

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Bill Watterson quote: "I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make..."
I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense, we couldn't react to a lot of life. Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend."
Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend. Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship."
Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship. Bill Watterson
At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you'll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own. Bill Watterson
In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well at school and become successful. But in the VERY long term, I know which will make better memories. Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "Years from now, when I'm successful and happy, ...and he's in..."
Years from now, when I'm successful and happy, ...and he's in prison... I hope I'm not too mature to gloat. Bill Watterson
I wish I had more friends, but people are such jerks. If you can just get most people to leave you alone, you're doing good. If you can find even one person you really like, you're lucky. And if that person can also stand you, you're really lucky. Bill Watterson
From now on, I'm not doing anything I don't want to do! The world owes me happiness, fulfillment and success.... I'm just here to cash in. Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to..."
Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess. Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "That's the difference between me and the rest of the world!..."
That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria! Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "Good friends are hard to come by.. I need more money."
Good friends are hard to come by.. I need more money. Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it..."
I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin Bill Watterson
Since September it's just gotten colder and colder. There's less daylight now, I've noticed too. This can only mean one thing - the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isn't going out. He says its colder because the earth's orbit is taking us farther from the sun. He says winter will be here soon. Isn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious that they'll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than... Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of..."
I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends. Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "I'm a 21st-century kid trapped in a 19th-century family."
I'm a 21st-century kid trapped in a 19th-century family. Bill Watterson

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