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Bill Watterson quotes

American Cartoonist July 5, 1958

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Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you're over here like this? Calvin:...I don't think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan. Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But..."
Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different. Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how..."
If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are? Bill Watterson
You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!! Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification.-Calvin"
I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification.-Calvin Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?"
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous? Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "Why waste time learning when ignorance is instantaneous.---Hobbes"
Why waste time learning when ignorance is instantaneous.---Hobbes Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "We’re so busy watching out for what’s just ahead of us that we..."
We’re so busy watching out for what’s just ahead of us that we don’t take time to enjoy where we are. Bill Watterson
Dad: Honey, have you seen my glasses? I can"t find them. Mom: I haven't seen them. Calvin: (with glasses, to Dad) Calvin, go do something you hate! Being miserable builds character! Bill Watterson
Calvin is hammering nails into coffee table. Mom: CALVIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE COFFEE TABLE?!? Calvin: Is this some sort of trick question, or what? Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If..."
I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night. Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "You must read Calvin and Hobbes books!!! Any of them are..."
You must read Calvin and Hobbes books!!! Any of them are great, but my favorite is C/H And the (look down) Bill Watterson
Calvin: I used to hate writing assignments, but now I enjoy them. I realized that the purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog! Want to see my book report? Hobbes: (Reading Calvin's paper) "The Dynamics of Interbeing and Monological Imperatives in Dick and Jane: A Study in Psychic Transrelational Gender modes." Calvin: Academia, here I come! Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "CALVIN:As usual goodness hardly puts up a fight."
CALVIN:As usual goodness hardly puts up a fight. Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "Every time I've built character, I've regretted it."
Every time I've built character, I've regretted it. Bill Watterson

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