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Bill Watterson quotes

American Cartoonist July 5, 1958

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Calvin: Why are you crying mom? Mom: I'm cutting up an onion. Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables. Bill Watterson
CALVIN: This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery? If the guy exists why doesn't he ever show himself and prove it? And if he doesn't exist what's the meaning of all this? HOBBES: I dunno. Isn't this a religious holiday? CALVIN: Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God. Bill Watterson
CALVIN:When I grow up I want to be an inventor. First I will invent a time machine. Then I'll come back to yesterday and take myself to tomorrow and skip this dumb assignment. Bill Watterson
Hobbes: What are you doing? Calvin: Being "cool." Hobbes: You look more like you're being bored. Calvin: The world bores you when you're cool. Hobbes: Look, I brought a sombrero! Now we can both be "cool." Calvin: A sombrero?! Are you crazy?! Cool people don't wear sombreros! Hobbes: What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero? Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with..."
I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction. Bill Watterson
Miss Wormwood: Calvin, your test was an absolute disgrace! It's obvious you haven't read any of the material. Our first president was not Chef Boy-Ar-Dee and you ought to be ashamed to have turned in such preposterous answers! Calvin: I just don't test well. Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say..."
Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid! Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and..."
Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him? Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, somebody's..."
Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me! Bill Watterson
You can make your superhero a psychopath, you can draw gut-splattering violence, and you can call it a "graphic novel," but comic books are still incredibly stupid. Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do."
There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do. Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "Genius is never understood in its own time."
Genius is never understood in its own time. Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want."
There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want. Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "HOBBES:If you don't get a goodnight kiss you get Kafka dreams."
HOBBES:If you don't get a goodnight kiss you get Kafka dreams. Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "Mothers are the necessity of invention."
Mothers are the necessity of invention. Bill Watterson

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