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Bill Watterson quotes about real

American Cartoonist July 5, 1958

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I think life should be more like TV. I think all of life's problems ought to be solved in 30 minutes with simple homilies, don't you? I think weight and oral hygiene ought to be our biggest concerns. I think we should all have powerful, high-paying jobs, and everyone should drive fancy sports cars. All our desires should be instantly gratified. Women should always wear tight clothing, and men should carry powerful handguns. Life overall should be more glamorous, thrill-packed, and filled with... Bill Watterson
Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh! What a stupid game! You must have cheated! You must have used some sneaky, underhanded mindmeld to make me lose! I hate you! I didn't want to play this idiotic game in the first place! I knew you'd cheat! I knew you'd win! Oh! Oh! Aarg! [Calvin runs in circles around Hobbes screaming "Aaaaaaaaaaaa", then falls over.] Hobbes:... Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and..."
Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him? Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is..."
So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it. Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "REAL zombies never get the giggles from looking at each other..."
REAL zombies never get the giggles from looking at each other... Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look..."
Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other... Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "A real job is a job you hate."
A real job is a job you hate. Bill Watterson

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