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Barney's Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a planwhen his dad said "Eat your peas."Barney shouted no and ran. Barney tricked his mean old dad and locked him in the cellar. Barney's Mom never found out where he'd gone, Cause Barney didn't tell her. There his dad spent his life eating mice and gruel. With every bite for fifty yearshe was sorry he'd been cruel

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