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Billy Connolly quotes about saying

Scottish Comedian November 24, 1942

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I don't believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don't want to say I don't believe in God, but I don't think I do. But I believe in people who do. Billy Connolly
We were watching this procession. It was fucking terrible and the crucifix was about 20 feet high coming around the corner. And my wee grandson says, 'who's that?' I say, 'that's Jesus'. He says, 'BABY JESUS?!' I say, 'yeah, that's him'. He says, 'SOMEBODY KILLED BABY JESUS!' It was the most sincere religious cry. If Christians did that, I would believe them. 'WHAT? THE BASTARDS KILLED JESUS! Billy Connolly
I loathe hecklers. I haven't got a good syllable to say. When you come out of the club circuit and into the concert hall, they should be gone. There's an element of manners that should tell you that the ticket is dear and it's a different venue. Billy Connolly
Billy Connolly quote: "Behind the proscenium arch, you can't always hear what people..."
Behind the proscenium arch, you can't always hear what people in the audience are saying. Billy Connolly
Billy Connolly quote: "When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of..."
When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Billy Connolly

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