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Billy Connolly quote: "Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea..."

Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cozy, doesn't try it on.

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But whether I become a believer or remain an agnostic, my belief or disbelief must derive its source from within, not from without. I, myself, must create its symbols. The transcendental is that which produces its own form. I will never discover its secret if I do not find it in my own heart; if I do not possess it already I shall never be able to acquire it. Oscar Wilde
Man’s curiosity drives him to seek the answer to every question. But it’s the unanswered questions that are the most exciting. George R. R. Martin
People are disappointed when they hear my American accent because they regard 'The Police' as an English band but I've clung to my American-ness all the way. Stewart Copeland
There was no boss-class, no menial-class, no beggars, no prostitutes, no lawyers, no priests, no boot-licking, no cap-touching. George Orwell
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The slickest way in the world to lie is to tell the right amount of truth at the right time-and then shut up. Robert A. Heinlein
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Daniel Ellsberg quote: "I agree that there are things that should be kept secret."
I agree that there are things that should be kept secret. Daniel Ellsberg
Andre Gide quote: ""Therefore" is a word the poet must not know."
"Therefore" is a word the poet must not know. Andre Gide
But while we all pray for peace, we do not always, as free citizens, support the policies that make for peace or reject those which do not. We want our own kind of peace, brought about in our own way. Lester B. Pearson
Anatole France quote: "There are very honest people who do not think that they have..."
There are very honest people who do not think that they have had a bargain unless they have cheated a merchant. Anatole France
Once there were brook trout in the streams in the mountains. You could see them standing in the amber current where the white edges of their fins wimpled softly in the flow. They smelled of moss in your hand. Polished and muscular and torsional. On their backs were vermiculate patterns that were maps of the world in its becoming. Maps and mazes. Of a thing which could not be put back. Not be made right again. In the deep glens where they lived all things were older than man and they hummed of... Cormac McCarthy
Entertainment today constantly emphasises the message that things are wonderful the way they are. But there is another kind of cinema, which says that change is possible and necessary and it's up to you. Wim Wenders
Feminism - the word - can give us a handle, a rallying point, a common ground, and help us build a bridge. Why not claim the gift of the word as a place to begin? Betty Buckley
You know what it's like to feel anxious - it's horrible feeling anxious. It's stressful having that feeling, having butterflies in your stomach, even for a day, and you don't sleep at night. Damian Lewis
Richard thought a moment. "I don't know, but we have to get across the pass. We're too tired to have to spend tonight fighting shadows again. We must get to the Midlands before dark. And this time, I promise I won't let go of your hand."Kahlan smiled and squeezed his hand. I won't let go of yours either. Terry Goodkind