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Brian Celio quotes

American Novelist July 16, 1981

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Brian Celio quote: "Love becomes logically true when lost but still sought from..."
Love becomes logically true when lost but still sought from the same source. Brian Celio
What's love if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get back once lost? What's hate if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get rid of once found? Brian Celio
Brian Celio quote: "Just because you're scarred for life doesn't mean you should..."
Just because you're scarred for life doesn't mean you should be scared to live. Brian Celio
Brian Celio quote: "I imagine the life of an atheistic praying mantis to be rather..."
I imagine the life of an atheistic praying mantis to be rather torturous. Brian Celio
Fire is no laughing matter. In a drunken attempt to appear womanly, my neighbor tried to burn her pubes off when she was fifteen, but it hurt too much to get it completely smooth. My friend had sex with her two years later and said her clit looked like a chestnut. I’ve been pro-bush ever since. Brian Celio
Brian Celio quote: "True friends: only a few have 'em, but only a few will admit..."
True friends: only a few have 'em, but only a few will admit that they don't. Brian Celio
Brian Celio quote: "Dear disgruntled artists: the key to success isn't kicking..."
Dear disgruntled artists: the key to success isn't kicking down the door; it's building your own. Brian Celio
Brian Celio quote: "Maybe the best way to get people to be pro-life is to start..."
Maybe the best way to get people to be pro-life is to start 'em off in amateur-life. Brian Celio
Brian Celio quote: "As much as it hurts, I would rather miss someone than hit..."
As much as it hurts, I would rather miss someone than hit someone. Brian Celio
Brian Celio quote: "I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven,..."
I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home? Brian Celio
Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put up both. Brian Celio
Brian Celio quote: "I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with..."
I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed? Brian Celio
Brian Celio quote: "Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James..."
Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris. Brian Celio
I'm just like any other person you can meet and greet on the street and like or not like. I'm not Holden or Humbert. You can really touch me! If you don't believe me, come to Aristod right now. Come hold and hump me! Brian Celio
Postmodernism has turned into this devil's vortex where no matter what you do, your neck will be turned and your face shoved into a foreign example, and worse, no matter what you say, despite the context, it will be considered a postmodern device. That's the danger of postmodernism: it poses itself as something that can't be trumped, something you can’t escape. It continually mocks your efforts for the sake of its name. I know even this will be seen as another postmodern bullet, and no matter... Brian Celio

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