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Carl Hiaasen quotes

American Writer March 12, 1953

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Carl Hiaasen quote: "The greatest sin for a writer is to be boring."
The greatest sin for a writer is to be boring. Carl Hiaasen
Carl Hiaasen quote: "Shreave flicked away the dead mosquito. "Don't these things..."
Shreave flicked away the dead mosquito. "Don't these things carry the bird flu too?"No Boyd, that would be a bird. Carl Hiaasen
Carl Hiaasen quote: "From the pancake house I drive directly to the county morgue...."
From the pancake house I drive directly to the county morgue. The contrast is not especially striking. Carl Hiaasen
Carl Hiaasen quote: "Humor can be an incredible, lacerating and effective weapon."
Humor can be an incredible, lacerating and effective weapon. Carl Hiaasen
Carl Hiaasen quote: "A quick puke, two rails of blow and she was solid."
A quick puke, two rails of blow and she was solid. Carl Hiaasen
Carl Hiaasen quote: "Humor can be an incredible lacerating and effective weapon...."
Humor can be an incredible lacerating and effective weapon. And that is the way I use it. Carl Hiaasen
Carl Hiaasen quote: "My driving record is not exemplary, but I have never had a..."
My driving record is not exemplary, but I have never had a speeding ticket over 100 m. p. h. I can say that unequivocally. Carl Hiaasen
...Right now there's a pair of bad cops on their way out here to shoot me."You don't know that."Yeah, you're right," Stranahan said. "They're probably just collecting Toys for Tots. Now go. Carl Hiaasen
Carl Hiaasen quote: "Disney world is an armpit, compared to Montana!!"
Disney world is an armpit, compared to Montana!! Carl Hiaasen
Obviously you have to make a profit to put out a newspaper. I'm not an idiot. But when the margins are in excess of 25 per cent you're talking about greed. Carl Hiaasen
Disney's something to be a little alarmed about. It's not just a little theme park anymore. It's now an ethic and outlook and strategy that goes way beyond central Florida. Carl Hiaasen
Carl Hiaasen quote: "Informed opponents of Obama's healthcare initiative have..."
Informed opponents of Obama's healthcare initiative have expressed dismay at the low level of discourse. Carl Hiaasen
Carl Hiaasen quote: "It's easy to get distracted by the vaudevillian aspects of the..."
It's easy to get distracted by the vaudevillian aspects of the healthcare debate. Carl Hiaasen
Carl Hiaasen quote: "and in the meantime don't jump to conclusions."
and in the meantime don't jump to conclusions. Carl Hiaasen
Carl Hiaasen quote: "There is no writer's block in a newsroom. There's only..."
There is no writer's block in a newsroom. There's only unemployment block. Carl Hiaasen

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