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Carol Burnett quotes

American Actress April 26, 1933

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Carol Burnett quote: "Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over..."
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett quote: "I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?"
I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these? Carol Burnett
You know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in my case, it was ruled tabloids are magazines. Which means they didn't have the protection that a newspaper has. Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett quote: "Well, I don't know how astute I am, but I did want to be a..."
Well, I don't know how astute I am, but I did want to be a journalist when I was growing up. Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett quote: "Adolescence is just one big walking pimple."
Adolescence is just one big walking pimple. Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett quote: "My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't nosh between..."
My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't nosh between meals. I mean, I can pack it away. Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett quote: "I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry."
I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry. Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett quote: "I liked myself better when I wasn't me."
I liked myself better when I wasn't me. Carol Burnett
I was once asked to do my Tarzan yell at Bergdorf Goodman, and a guard burst in with a gun! Now I only do it under controlled circumstances. Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett quote: "Cavort, dear, just cavort"
Cavort, dear, just cavort Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett quote: "Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd..."
Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it welfare, what we called relief. Carol Burnett

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