The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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- Author's profession: Athlete
- Nationality: american
- Born: July 30, 1890
- Died: September 29, 1975
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What we’re trying to do is write cricket bats, so that when we throw up an idea and give it a little knock, it might … travel … ([He] picks up the script.) Now, what we’ve got here is a lump of wood of roughly the same shape trying to be a cricket bat, and if you hit a ball with it, the ball would travel about ten feet and you will drop the bat and dance about shouting ‘Ouch!’ with your hands stuck into your armpits. (indicating the cricket bat) This isn’t better because someone says it’s...
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