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Charles Bukowski Quotes

You are thirty minutes late."Yes."Would you be thirty minutes late to a wedding or a funeral?"No."Why not, pray tell?"Well, if the funeral was mine I'd have to be on time. If the wedding was mine it would be my funeral.

Charles Bukowski

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