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Charles M. Schulz quotes

American Cartoonist November 26, 1922 – February 12, 2000

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Charles M. Schulz quote: "I like mankind, it's people I can't stand."
I like mankind, it's people I can't stand. Charles M. Schulz
Charles M. Schulz quote: "Empty?! You took all the cookies!" "They were crying to get..."
Empty?! You took all the cookies!" "They were crying to get out of the jar... Cookies get claustrophobia too, you know! Charles M. Schulz
Charles M. Schulz quote: "Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks..."
Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you. Charles M. Schulz
See the valentine I made for Linus? On the inside, I wrote, To my sweet babboo."He says he's not your sweet babboo."What does he know? Charles M. Schulz
Charles M. Schulz quote: "What happened to fun?"Our insurance doesn't cover it!"
What happened to fun?"Our insurance doesn't cover it! Charles M. Schulz
Charles M. Schulz quote: "Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never..."
Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door. Charles M. Schulz
I proved to you that psychiatry is an exact science!" "An exact science?!" "Yes, you owe me exactly one hundred and forty-three dollars! Charles M. Schulz
Never worry about tomorrow, Charlie Brown. Tomorrow will soon be today, and before you know it, today will be yesterday! I always worry about the day after tomorrow! Charles M. Schulz
Charles M. Schulz quote: "Never set your stomach for a jelly-bread sandwich until you're..."
Never set your stomach for a jelly-bread sandwich until you're sure there's some jelly! Charles M. Schulz
Charles M. Schulz quote: "Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker."
Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker. Charles M. Schulz
Charles M. Schulz quote: "Don't be a leaf... Be a tree!"
Don't be a leaf... Be a tree! Charles M. Schulz
Soon Hansel and Gretel came to a little cottage. When they got quite near, they saw that the little house was made of bread and roofed with cake. The windows were transparent sugar."There must not have been a very strict building code... Charles M. Schulz
Charles M. Schulz quote: "How can I play baseball when I'm worried about foreign policy?"
How can I play baseball when I'm worried about foreign policy? Charles M. Schulz
Charles M. Schulz quote: "Wouldn't you like just for once to see Charlie Brown hit that..."
Wouldn't you like just for once to see Charlie Brown hit that ball?"No... I'm not prepared to have the world come to an end! Charles M. Schulz
Charles M. Schulz quote: "The hand that controls the supper dish rules the world!"
The hand that controls the supper dish rules the world! Charles M. Schulz

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