Life is like a game, Charlie Brown... Sometimes you win... Sometimes you lose."I'll be happy if I just make the playoffs.
Charles M. SchulzAbout author
- Author's profession: Cartoonist
- Nationality: american
- Born: November 26, 1922
- Died: February 12, 2000
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