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Chelsea Handler quotes about drinking

American Comedian February 25, 1975

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Our relationship finally ended when he took to waking me up in the wee hours o the morning when he would go surfing. He thought it might be fun to have me come watch. "Fun for who?" I wanted to ask. i had never asked him to come to Happy Hour and watch me drink. Chelsea Handler
My negotiation skills are are on par with George Bush's reading ability. And just like Dubya, every time I've tried to put forth an effort, I am reminded that my only true strength lies in drinking. Chelsea Handler
Chelsea Handler quote: "There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't..."
There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers. Chelsea Handler
Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive. I will never drink and drive again. I may even start my own group fashioned after MADD, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, but I'll call it AWLTDASH, Alcoholics Who Like to Drink and Stay Home. Chelsea Handler
Chelsea Handler quote: "There are two types of people I don't trust: people who don't..."
There are two types of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers. Chelsea Handler
Austin and I proceeded to knock back a couple of Ketel One and grapefruit juices, which happened to be my drink of the moment. Someone told me that grapefruit was a great detoxifier and I decided I wanted to start cleaning out my liver WHILE I was having a cocktail. Chelsea Handler
Chelsea Handler quote: "You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you..."
You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself. Chelsea Handler
I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around. Chelsea Handler

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