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Chris Rock quotes

Comedian February 7, 1966

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I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day. Chris Rock
Chris Rock quote: "I love being famous. It's almost like being white."
I love being famous. It's almost like being white. Chris Rock
You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that you have to live each day like it's your last. Bullshit. Life is long. You're probably not gonna get hit by a bus. And you're gonna have to live with the choices you make for the next fifty years. Chris Rock
Chris Rock quote: "There are only three things women need in life: food, water,..."
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. Chris Rock
Chris Rock quote: "Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life."
Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life. Chris Rock
Chris Rock quote: "Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really..."
Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really get takes. Chris Rock
I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity. Chris Rock
My goal in life was to host the MTV Awards, because it's the awards show that Prince sang on, and that was the awards show that Eddie Murphy hosted and Arsenio hosted. Chris Rock
Chris Rock quote: "If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off..."
If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game. Chris Rock
Chris Rock quote: "Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy..."
Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time. Chris Rock
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more? Chris Rock
Chris Rock quote: "I think my best work is when I'm kind of in charge."
I think my best work is when I'm kind of in charge. Chris Rock
Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy. Chris Rock
Chris Rock quote: "Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't..."
Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself. Chris Rock
Chris Rock quote: "Hollywood's just not funny."
Hollywood's just not funny. Chris Rock

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