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Chris Rock quotes about life

Comedian February 7, 1966

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You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that you have to live each day like it's your last. Bullshit. Life is long. You're probably not gonna get hit by a bus. And you're gonna have to live with the choices you make for the next fifty years. Chris Rock
Chris Rock quote: "There are only three things women need in life: food, water,..."
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. Chris Rock
Chris Rock quote: "Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life."
Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life. Chris Rock
Chris Rock quote: "Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really..."
Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really get takes. Chris Rock
I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity. Chris Rock
My goal in life was to host the MTV Awards, because it's the awards show that Prince sang on, and that was the awards show that Eddie Murphy hosted and Arsenio hosted. Chris Rock

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