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Chris Rock quotes

Comedian February 7, 1966

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Chris Rock quote: "Pretty girls have problems too."
Pretty girls have problems too. Chris Rock
I was bused to a school in Gerritsen Beach in Brooklyn in 1972. I was one of the first black kids in the history of the school. Chris Rock
Chris Rock quote: "Men lie the most. Men lie all the time."
Men lie the most. Men lie all the time. Chris Rock
Chris Rock quote: "Women need food, water, and compliments. That's right. And an..."
Women need food, water, and compliments. That's right. And an occasional pair of shoes. Chris Rock
Chris Rock quote: "You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need..."
You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense Chris Rock
Chris Rock quote: "Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies."
Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies. Chris Rock
Are they real fires? Or are people just reacting to something? Just because there’s an alarm going doesn’t mean it’s a fire. And I think that people are confusing the two. It’s only a fire when it offends the fans, and the fans turn on you. Tosh has fans, and they get the joke. If you’ve watched enough Tracy Morgan, you let the worst thing go by. When did Tracy Morgan become Walter Cronkite? You have to mean something to me to offend me. You can’t break up with me if we don’t date. Chris Rock
Chris Rock quote: "Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but..."
Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous. Chris Rock
Chris Rock quote: "I can't cook, but I have a nice book of menus... and I can..."
I can't cook, but I have a nice book of menus... and I can plate and set the table. Chris Rock
Chris Rock quote: "A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a..."
A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage. Chris Rock
Chris Rock quote: "I'm never proper or careful, but I never curse in front of my..."
I'm never proper or careful, but I never curse in front of my mother, either. Chris Rock
When I hear people talk about juggling, or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy, because 'sacrifice' infers that there was something better to do than being with your children. Chris Rock
You can write a great country record and still be angry. Who's angrier than Toby Keith? He's angrier than the average 10 rappers. Chris Rock
Chris Rock quote: "By the time I was 7 or 8, I wanted to be a comedy writer."
By the time I was 7 or 8, I wanted to be a comedy writer. Chris Rock
Chris Rock quote: "School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the..."
School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man. Chris Rock

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