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Chris Rock quotes

Comedian February 7, 1966

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Chris Rock quote: "Now that I have children, I realize taking care of my children..."
Now that I have children, I realize taking care of my children is more fun than anything in the whole world. Chris Rock
We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry people ain't allergic to shit. You think anyone in Rwanda's got a fucking lactose intolerance?! Chris Rock
Chris Rock quote: "Do you know? What the fuck do women want? l know what you..."
Do you know? What the fuck do women want? l know what you want: everything. Chris Rock
I used to work at McDonald's making minimum wage. You know what that means when someone pays you minimum wage? You know what your boos was trying to say? "Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it's against the law. Chris Rock
Chris Rock quote: "Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such..."
Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special. Chris Rock
Chris Rock quote: "Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the..."
Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four. Chris Rock
Chris Rock quote: "After I left high school and got my GED, I studied broadcast..."
After I left high school and got my GED, I studied broadcast journalism for a year at a community college. Chris Rock
Chris Rock quote: "Men are as faithful as their options."
Men are as faithful as their options. Chris Rock
Chris Rock quote: "Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep."
Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep. Chris Rock
You don’t need no gun control, you know what you need? We need some bullet control. Men, we need to control the bullets, that’s right. I think all bullets should cost five thousand dollars… five thousand dollars per bullet… You know why? Cause if a bullet cost five thousand dollars there would be no more innocent bystanders. Chris Rock
Chris Rock quote: "Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law..."
Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in every movie. Chris Rock
Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest! Chris Rock
Chris Rock quote: "A comedy club is a place where you work out material, you're..."
A comedy club is a place where you work out material, you're trying material. Chris Rock
Chris Rock quote: "You got a gun, you don't have to work out."
You got a gun, you don't have to work out. Chris Rock
Chris Rock quote: "I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson,..."
I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson. Chris Rock

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