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Chris Rock quotes about people

Comedian February 7, 1966

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You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that you have to live each day like it's your last. Bullshit. Life is long. You're probably not gonna get hit by a bus. And you're gonna have to live with the choices you make for the next fifty years. Chris Rock
Chris Rock quote: "Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy..."
Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time. Chris Rock
Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy. Chris Rock
Are they real fires? Or are people just reacting to something? Just because there’s an alarm going doesn’t mean it’s a fire. And I think that people are confusing the two. It’s only a fire when it offends the fans, and the fans turn on you. Tosh has fans, and they get the joke. If you’ve watched enough Tracy Morgan, you let the worst thing go by. When did Tracy Morgan become Walter Cronkite? You have to mean something to me to offend me. You can’t break up with me if we don’t date. Chris Rock
Chris Rock quote: "Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but..."
Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous. Chris Rock
When I hear people talk about juggling, or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy, because 'sacrifice' infers that there was something better to do than being with your children. Chris Rock
Chris Rock quote: "Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the..."
Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four. Chris Rock
Chris Rock quote: "Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people..."
Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do. Chris Rock
Chris Rock quote: "Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing."
Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing. Chris Rock
Chris Rock quote: "Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to..."
Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to. Chris Rock
Chris Rock quote: "You don't need a critic to tell you people aren't laughing."
You don't need a critic to tell you people aren't laughing. Chris Rock
Chris Rock quote: "Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else."
Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else. Chris Rock

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