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Chris Rock quotes about saying

Comedian February 7, 1966

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You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that you have to live each day like it's your last. Bullshit. Life is long. You're probably not gonna get hit by a bus. And you're gonna have to live with the choices you make for the next fifty years. Chris Rock
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more? Chris Rock
I used to work at McDonald's making minimum wage. You know what that means when someone pays you minimum wage? You know what your boos was trying to say? "Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it's against the law. Chris Rock
Chris Rock quote: "Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law..."
Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in every movie. Chris Rock
Chris Rock quote: "No film critic's going to say it, but 'Madagascar 3' is better..."
No film critic's going to say it, but 'Madagascar 3' is better than 'The Artist.' Chris Rock

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