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Chuck Klosterman quotes

American Critic July 5, 1972

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Chuck Klosterman quote: "But it goes without saying that Michael Jordan could never..."
But it goes without saying that Michael Jordan could never date Pamela Anderson. That would cause the apocalypse. Chuck Klosterman
Chuck Klosterman quote: "Instead, we were given a publication called the Weekly Reader,..."
Instead, we were given a publication called the Weekly Reader, which was like a newspaper for four-foot illiterates. Chuck Klosterman
Saying you like "Piano Man" doesn't mean you like Billy Joel; it means you're willing to go to a piano bar if there's nothing else to do Chuck Klosterman
Chuck Klosterman quote: "We argued about how hard it would be to ride a bear, assuming..."
We argued about how hard it would be to ride a bear, assuming said bear was muzzled. Chuck Klosterman
Being a sexual icon is sort of like being the front man for an Orange County punk band: As soon as you can explain why you're necessary, you're over. Chuck Klosterman
Chuck Klosterman quote: "In and of itself, nothing really matters. What matters is that..."
In and of itself, nothing really matters. What matters is that nothing is ever in and of itself. Chuck Klosterman
Chuck Klosterman quote: "It's peculiar what you remember when you're not trying."
It's peculiar what you remember when you're not trying. Chuck Klosterman
Chuck Klosterman quote: "Being interesting has been replaced by being identifiable."
Being interesting has been replaced by being identifiable. Chuck Klosterman
Chuck Klosterman quote: "When exactly did every housewife in America become a whore?"
When exactly did every housewife in America become a whore? Chuck Klosterman
Chuck Klosterman quote: "and I spilled gravy on my Carolina sweater, because I am alive,"
and I spilled gravy on my Carolina sweater, because I am alive, Chuck Klosterman
Chuck Klosterman quote: "Important things are inevitably cliche, but nobody wants to..."
Important things are inevitably cliche, but nobody wants to admit that. Chuck Klosterman
Chuck Klosterman quote: "Mostly, we argued about who which of us was better at arguing,..."
Mostly, we argued about who which of us was better at arguing, and particularly about who had won the previous argument. Chuck Klosterman
Chuck Klosterman quote: "It doesn't matter what you can do if you don't know why you're..."
It doesn't matter what you can do if you don't know why you're doing it. Chuck Klosterman
Chuck Klosterman quote: "...he was forty bushels beyond bamboozled."
...he was forty bushels beyond bamboozled. Chuck Klosterman
Chuck Klosterman quote: "But ANYWAY"
But ANYWAY Chuck Klosterman

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