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Chuck Palahniuk Quotes

Chuck Palahniuk quote: "If you're ever in a big hotel lobby, and they start to play..."

If you're ever in a big hotel lobby, and they start to play "The Blue Danube Waltz," get the hell out. Don't think. Run.

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